Today was a strange day - Not bad, just strange. It was the best Halloween that I can remember as far as temperature goes, and yet, all the trick or treaters in my neighborhood were done at 7:30. Add to the weirdness the fact that it's a Friday night and there's no school tomorrow. I don't get it. It wasn't a full moon tonight. Other things that I witnessed today that don't compute.....
My manager at work who has never said more than a few words to me and rarely smiles, put on a costume today and is suddenly my best buddy. Maybe I intimidate HIM??? Could it be?
On the highway, while traveling at a speed of 120 km, a truck rides my ass for a good five minutes and then proceeds to flash his lights at me. When I move out of his way, he doesn't bother passing.
In Hamilton, I pull up to a stop light just in time to see the driver of the car beside me pick his nose and eat the booger.
To accommodate the trick or treaters tonight, my hubby decided to keep the driveway clear. He parked the van way the @! down the road! Why? I dunno
When going through my kids candy tonight, I found that someone gave them a package of nuts that comes with a Wendy's salad.
And finally, while driving home tonight (about twenty minutes ago), I drove by a house with all the lights on and the curtains open and saw a naked fat man standing in front of the window chugging a beer. Gross
I guess I was wrong about the full moon.
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