Had a brief phone conversation with the she-ex yesterday. She told me that she had fallen down the stairs and hurt her back. She said that it feels like someone's stabbing her in the back with a knife every time she "sneezes, burps or toots". I mentioned this conversation to my 11 year old son, just because I thought that it was humorous for her to tell me how much it hurts her to fart. My son so wisely and quickly says to me, "You should have told her that it feels like someone's stabbing you in the back every time they take you to court!" Well put.

What makes her think that I want to hear about her bodily functions anyway? I'm sorry that she's hurt, but come on! And why is she now calling me Hun?