(On Monday)
Me: Guess I'll see you next Monday
Pothead: This Monday or next Monday?
Me: Today's Monday. I'll see you again in a week
Pothead: So not this Monday, but next Monday?
Pothead: I have 42 peppers on my pepper plant
Me: 42 on one plant?
Pothead: Well, 42 buds. Look...1,2,3,4,5,6,7.....
Me: (after #42 was counted again) You must have a green thumb
Pothead: See my new bike helmet? Wanna see me wearing it?
Me: Since when did you start wearing a helmet?
Pothead: Does it look good on me?
Me: Are you worried about brain damage?
Pothead: I like brain damage
Pothead: 2 weeks is a long time
Me: Yes it is
Pothead: (5 seconds later with the exact same tone) 2 weeks is a long time
Me: You just said that
Pothead: Well it is a long time
Me: Yes it is
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2 comments:
at least its no longer laying in bed beside you, having these conversations!
hahahaha
Thank God I no longer have to deal with that everyday! How did you know who I was talking about? wink wink
The worst was when he had me stuck in the car on a long drive. Nowhere to escape to. Just had to listen to him go on and on and on....
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