Thursday, April 14, 2005

If I had a million dollars...

My house is dusty. Wouldn't it be nice to be able to afford a maid? Oooo...And a personal chef, and a gardener! Yup. That's how lazy I really am. I thought about adding a personal trainer to the list but I just can't see paying someone to tell me what to do and causing me physical pain.

Maybe I'll just move into a retirement home with Grandma. You get all that inclusive. We could be roomies.

No comments: