Bapmitisanitized

My daughter's friend just told me that she's getting bapmitisanitzed soon. I asked her if she knew what it meant to be baptized. She said she gets water sprinkled on her or maybe she gets dunked in water. I asked her if she was catholic. She didn't know. She says that being baptized means she'll get into Heaven. I carefully suggested that she might want to learn what it means to be baptized before she gets dunked.

My daughter then spoke up and asked, "Do you know how to make holy water?"
You boil the hell out of it!