Well, I've already got writers block. The weekend was a drag and Monday sucked in a big way. I don't even have time to tell you all the reasons why it sucked, but it started with spilled milk - which reminds me...I've got to go and get groceries tonight. Hope I make enough money today.

As a waitress (server if you want to be politically correct) I am amazed at how cheap people can be. Yesterday a group of women sat on the patio for drinks. The one ordered a small Pepsi. She wanted a can and was disappointed that we only had fountain pop. (Hello...We're not the 7 eleven) Anyway, I brought her Pepsi over, and she says "this is small????" I explain to her that we only have one size, and that it's refillable, and that she doesn't have to drink it all if she doesn't want to. So she asks me how much it is and I tell her that it's about a buck - eighty. She says to me....Now get this....."I have to go to my car to get more money!"

Ya know what....If you don't have two bucks for a Pepsi, don't come and sit in my section. I don't need to clean up after you for nothing. And one more thing....Don't pay me in pennies! The tooth fairy puts a shiny toonie under the pillow - not a ziplock full of freakin' dirty pennies!