Time Management

Why am I blogging today? To avoid the job search.

I HATE THE JOB SEARCH!

Putting together a resume has got to be one of the most painful things to do. Of course, not as painful as the INTERVIEW! I fear the interview. I'm not a salesperson. I'm great at putting myself down...Not so great at convincing a prospective employer that I'm better than everyone else they've talked to.

Why do I want this job? To make my husband happy.
Why did I leave my last place of employment? I'm not sure. I think I might have been fired?
Do you have references? Sure, but I haven't kept in contact with any of my former employers. I can give you their names and outdated phone numbers.
When are you available to work? 10 - 3 Mon - Fri. No evenings, No weekends and No early mornings!
Salary expectations? Big bucks baby! I won't work for minimum wage any more.
Future Goals? Win the lottery, have a baby, Be a movie star.

Yeah. I'm going to go and clean the guinea pig's cage now while I try to think up some big fancy words to use to describe myself and my superior qualifications for any given job.