Sunday, November 26, 2006

I buy my perfume at Canadian Tire

Last night we went to the casino. There was some $3000.00 a plate black tie event there and I heard from our Carribean Stud dealer that George Clooney and John Travolta were in the house. So, I took a walk to the high rollers area to see if I could catch a glimpse of a star. Didn't recognize anyone. I saw a bunch of fancy ladies going into a nearby washroom and thought - Celebreties probably pee like the rest of us so I stood in line behind them. While I was at the sink washing my hands, a woman came up and stood really close beside me. She kept glancing over at me and I was getting a bit freaked out. Then she asked me what kind of perfume I was wearing. Relieved, I told her and she complimented me on it. I thanked her and went back to join Hubby at the tables and let him know that the whole star-gazing thing was a bust. I put my arms around him and gave him a hug. He looks at me and says; "Your jacket smells like Febreeze."

Before leaving the house last night I had put on my jacket and realized that it smelled like my workplace. I searched the cupboard for the Febreeze but could only find the one for the car. So I sprayed my jacket with it to freshen it up.

What's that scent you're wearing? Febreeze Auto.

3 comments:

chRistine said...

Febreeze Auto probably smells better than most old-lady perfumes, anyway. Seriously, ever walk by a gaggle of elderlies all wearing the same brand? Yucky.

Anonymous said...

Sounds intriguing!!

RB said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA